Sparky: I can't tell you. It's required, fine, but don't laugh, It's Serge, but please don't say it, just call me Sparky. I'm hypersensitive you know, If I go into anaphylactic shock, it's your fault.
Evermore: Nice to meet you Sparky. Tell us are you married, single, or engaged?
Sparky: Singl-ish. Are you talking like a real marriage ~whispers~ or just the one in my head? Let's go with my imaginary marriage. ~raises voice~ His name is Ash, and Oh Ma Gawd. Can you say Hot Mess Walking? That man is the ding in my dong, the cheese in my cake, the pop in my tart. We're very happily married too. Okay, really we're not exactly legally married. Texas doesn't allow the whole gay marriage thing, yet. We plan to get married one day, I think. We sort of live together though, so we might as well be married. I choose to look at the positive of it all.
Evermore: ~smiles at Sparky~ Alrighty then, can you tell us where you're currently residing?
Sparky: In Yee-Haw Texas. Born and raised right here in Houston. ~slaps own knee~ Giddy up!
Evermore: Tell me, what is your idea of the perfect day?
Sparky: A perfect day. ~taps fingers on desk, thing springs up out of the chair~ I've got it. Any day with my little pom-pom, but especially on family days. Payce and Brax, along with Damien and Dax, join in with myself and Ash. We're extremely close. Closer than most, but we're all we have. Technically, we're not blood related, but we were lucky enough to find and choose each other and become one big unit, our own family. ~winks at interviewer~ We chose each other, and we function just like any other family would. Oh wait a minute, chickadee. points finger and grins~ You're mind just went kinky, didn't it? Naughty girl. It is not even like that at all. Dax and Damien are a couple. Payce and Brax, then me and Ash. We're not having some big ole massive orgy or something. You are bad. Anyway we don't have to be doing anything important either. We can just watch a ballgame or shoot the shit and it's a blast.
Evermore: Ah ya caught me ~Chuckles~ Tell me what would you do if you come face-to-face with your worst enemy. What is your first reaction?
Sparky: I did, and let me tell you what happened, Ms. Naughty Pants. So there was this guy named Aaron, and he was a real bad guy, really, really bad and a total nutter. Well, he grew up with Payce and Brax, but we didn't know that, nor did we know that he also used to live with Damien. It was a shock when everyone found out about everyone else. You still with me, Miss Kinky britches?
Good, so any hoo, Mr. Hotshot Aaron decided to make the moves on my man, Ash. Can you even believe that? Well do, because that is just what he did, that rotten bastard. Of course.this was before we were together, so I can't complain too much about it. Well...yes I can, I sure can. He was after my man. Ash has always been my man, even when he didn't know it. ~laughs~
Anyway, long story short, he was handed his ass on a shiny silver Serge platter. He held a gun on us, and I was not going out that way, no siree. I watched him real close and put all those years of kickboxing to use, right upside his head. hahahaha
Evermore: Wow sounds like a hell of time there. ~Runs her finger down the list of questions before asking~ What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Sparky: I might have mentioned him already (lol) but his name is Ash Dayton. He is the love of my life. Ash was created especially for me and he is my soul mate. That covers the "who" part, now for the "what" part. My family.
Evermore: What is your greatest fear Sparky?
Sparky: Chickens. I hate those things. The way they cock that neck and stare at you with those little beady eyes and that rubbery ruffle thing they have going on. Do not even get me started on their beaks and those three toed feet, all prong looking. Freaks of freaking nature.
Evermore: ~lips twitching in amusement~ Sparky tell me, what do you like to wear on a daily basis?
Sparky: Well, you tell me. Do I look fetch tonight or what? I always dress this way. It's important to keep up with yourself, make yourself presentable for whatever situation may occur. Looks expensive huh, but it's not. ~whispers~ Discount warehouse and resale shops do the trick. ~brings finger to lips to making the shush sound~
Evermore: ~nods to let him know mum was the word~ Lets see that brings me to the question of how opinionated are you? Do you like to share those opinions with others or keep them to yourself?
Sparky: Me, I'm shy, never say a word about anything.NOT! Just kidding, I am not shy in one littttttttttle bitty bit, and I am very opinionated. I mean, I don't force it or try to be that way really, just when something pops, it pops. Usually directly out of my mouth, but that is beside the point, right? My friends think I get a little hyped up, but it's just me. I only express whatever is on my mind though, like those to die for shoes you have on. Totally fab.
Evermore: What is the quality you most like in a person?
Sparky: Just one? Hmmm... ~scrunches one eyebrow~ Sincerity. If you are truly sincere, then you pretty much cover every characteristic there is. True? That's how I feel about it, that's why I love my little man made family. They're good hearted, unselfish, compassionate, loving, honest. they're men of integrity.
Evermore: Very good qualities indeed. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Sparky: Hello? Anaphylactic shock ringing any bells? Yes, I would change my name in a heartbeat, never thinking twice about it again. I mean seriously, my mother says it's all behind some hunky hockey player she had the hots for, who even freaking knows. I think she must have eaten paint chips or something because who in their right freaking mind does that to a poor innocent child. I mean, I live it Texas, not Morocco, or wherever that name originated at. France. that's it. I mean they're only separated by a whole freaking Mediterranean Sea for Pete's sake, oh and Spain too, I totally get the mix up...not
Evermore: What is your current occupation?
Sparky: I'm a manager at Braxton's Tavern and Grill. Not too bad for being twenty years old huh?
Evermore: Not bad at all What is your favorite type of music? What do you like to listen to?
Sparky: I like it all, except for that cry in my beer country music. I do not like that one bit. I guess I would say top 40, pop, hip hop type. Club music.
Evermore: If you had a favorite season what would it be?
Sparky: Well not really any of them to be honest. In Texas, we blow through all four seasons in a dang day. Swear we do. If I had to pick, I'd go with Spring, but if flies by so fast, I'd hardly call it a season at all.
Evermore: Do you have any pets?
Sparky: I don't have any right now. I work to many hours to leave a poor animal stuck at home all day and night by itself.
Evermore: What is the last thing you do before going to bed at night?
Sparky: Kiss my little pom-pom.
Evermore: If we opened your wallet. What would we find?
Sparky: About eighty bucks, toll road receipts, my ID, two credit cards, business cards from customers and a picture of me and Ash. Oh and an order ticket that he used to write his first note to me on.
Evermore: Do you have any siblings?
Sparky: Nope, I'm an only child. So is Ash.
Evermore: If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
Sparky: Wow, you're kind of morbid, aren't you? Naughty and a little unnerving too. Spend the whole day with my family making sure they knew how important they are to me, then taken them out to the go-cart park and race, then gorge on Baskin Robbins ice cream, and take my pom-pom home and to bed.
Evermore: See though you know what you'd do ~Winks at Sparky, and holding out her hand to shake his~ Thank you for stopping by, and taking the time to answer some questions. ~Getting a handshake in return before turning to the audience~
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